Frown

Why is this man frowning?


I will tell you... This man is frowning because today my identity was stolen.

But it's okay grandpa, you can stop frowning because the person who stole my identity only spent $7.50 on a movie.

So now I am making fun of you identity theft! Why? Because the fact that you only spent $7.50 tells me that you didn't have a hot date for the movies. You probably went alone because you spend your days hacking computers to steal other people's identities, which makes you a nerdy, friendless thief. I also laugh in you face because you were probably very disappointed at the sight of my checking account balance.